Optical Recognition
ANALYZING FACIAL STRUCTURE…
Database Access
Background Check
COMPILING PROFILE…
Location Triangulation
INITIALIZING SATELLITE UPLINK…
Human Verification
Confirm you have no valid excuse to skip Korean BBQ in Orlando
I have no prior plans
I am not "too tired" to drive
My car has enough gas
I have never once said "I'm not that hungry"
VERIFYING…
Final Confirmation
CLEARANCE
GRANTED
Converting clearance to prize entry…
🍖
Achievement Unlocked
KBBQ Quest: Orlando
+50G
Merit Island Employee Raffle #0000

You're entered, Alex!

One spin. One prize. No refunds, no re-spins, no complaints filed with HR.

Swipe the wheel to spin
Odds of winning vary. Terms apply. Probably rigged.
OPENING CASE…
★ Winning Ticket ★

You won a free trip
to Orlando!

Yes, really. Yes, today. Bring your appetite.

One Last Check
Do you actually want Korean BBQ in Orlando?
Lie Detector Test
Place your thumb on the sensor. Let's verify if your answer — YES — is truthful.
Press and hold…
Verdict
TRUE
(Obviously.)
WOOHOO!
YOU'RE GOING
TO ORLANDO!
🔥🥩 Korean BBQ in Orlando, on us
Address TBD — swap me in index.html
GET DIRECTIONS →
No, you cannot trade this for the gift card.
keep scrolling
In case you need convincing

The case for actually going

🥩
All-you-can-eat
Nobody's watching your plate. Eat like it's your last day on Merit Island.
🚗
You're outvoted
The team already decided. This is a courtesy notice, not a request.
🍳
You grill nothing
Well — you grill everything, actually. But someone else buys it.
📅
It's already booked
The table's reserved. Cancelling now just makes it weird for everyone.
Sneak preview

What's waiting for you

Alright. Let's go.

The drive's shorter than the excuse you're about to make.
GET DIRECTIONS →
Everyone's already on their way.